This is what we can look forward to when we get Obama's version of Britain's NHS . Note: For 99% of teenage boys mother nature already takes care of their "orgasm a day" for them, maybe two if the latest Victoria's Secret catalog came in the mail.....
The NHS is telling pupils they have a 'right' to an enjoyable sex life in a leaflet being sent to schools.
It encourages them to consider an 'orgasm a day' as a way reduce the risk of heart attacks and stroke.
And if they can't get sex, the leaflet says children should consider masturbation.
The advice appears in guidance circulated to parents, teachers and youth workers. It says experts have for too long concentrated on the need for 'safe sex' and loving relationships - while ignoring the main reason people have sex, for enjoyment.
But family groups condemned the guidance last night, saying it would encourage children to have underage sex and could lead to rising rates of sexually-transmitted diseases.
Around 40,000 teenage girls fall pregnant every year in the UK - the highest level in western Europe. More than half end up in abortion.
The leaflet has come to light just a week after it emerged that a £6million initiative to reduce teenage pregnancies more than doubled the number of girls.
ZIP
This should be easy to do. The Euroweenies are a bunch of wankers anyhow. Also, this is a good excuse for teen jihadis to rape girls...the NHS said so!
Posted by: UberInfidel67 | July 12, 2009 at 05:21 PM
Must be trying to shore up the numbers to counteract muslim colonization.
Or they could just stop muslim immigration.
Posted by: RazarX | July 12, 2009 at 07:54 PM
There will be a "Hairy Palm Inspection" at 9:00 a.m. Monday morning. (Not to be confused with Harry Potter Magic.)
Followed on Tuesday with a vision inspection.
Posted by: TRB - the REAL Bob | July 12, 2009 at 08:04 PM
What will they do when their already overwhelmed, failing health care system gets the influx of teenage pregnancies? Won't that be considerably more expensive long term than a few heart attacks? Morons.
Besides, I thought the moment of orgasm actually increases the chances of heart attack, at least that what Mancakes says... (-;
Posted by: cakes | July 12, 2009 at 08:16 PM
*Children* should not be taught to masturbate, but *teenagers* should be taught to consider abstinence and masturbation as safe alternatives to sleeping around.
Posted by: Battlecat | July 12, 2009 at 10:04 PM
your shitting me right?
Oh wait this is real not a nightmarish doom and gloom dream i should wake up from
Posted by: Whothe? | July 13, 2009 at 08:13 AM
Maybe these people should just mind their own business.
Posted by: sjh | July 13, 2009 at 12:50 PM
hmmmm reminds me of a georgian woman named xenia onatopp from the james bond movie goldeneye who gets an orgasm whe she kills typical example of a lust murderer[People who achieve orgasms after murdering people] She would fit in with these dopeshits
Posted by: Whothe? | July 13, 2009 at 04:07 PM
Good advise.. Thanks... :)
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