Shock and Horror: Hamas Says Assoud the Jihad Bunny Mortally Wounded in Israeli Airstrike....

 

Farfour (the martyred mouse) eagerly awaiting his arrival in paradise.....

In last Friday episode of Pioneers of Tomorrow, the bunny Assoud was seen dying in a Gaza hospital after being injured in an Israeli attack. (source)

Check back later for what promises to be video gold....

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Comments

[Last Angry Man]

See Assoud?

That's what happens to you, when you violate Hollywood copyright rules...

[credit man]

Quick, I need the location of the bunny. I need to check and see if my girlfriend is pregnant.

[credit man]

Quick, I need the location of the bunny. I need to check and see if my girlfriend is pregnant.

[Mullah Lodabullah]

"the bunny Assoud was seen dying in a Gaza hospital"

Overture, cut the lights
Assoud the bunny has died tonight
No more reciting (the koran)
And nursing his parts
Assoud's been blown apart

Th-thaatts Aa-aalll, Ff-folks!

[Elric66]

LMAO

[huerfano]

Rabbit stew!

[Martin]

Theyre just trying to encourage their kids to blow themselves up since all the glorious hamas fighters have run away!

[Vaultenblogger]

Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit...

[Mossberg500]

Where's my hassenpfeffer?

[GW]

dibs on a rabbit's foot keychain.

[Bruno Strozek]

When did Elmer Fudd join the IDF?
Good shootin' thar, pardn'r!
Th-Th-Th-That's all, folks!

[Chip]

Very, very funny Mullah!

[Richard P]

It's Wabbit Season
It's Duck Season
It's Wabbit Season
It's Duck Season
It's Wabbit Season
It's Duck Season
It's Duck Season
It's Wabbit Season

IDF shoot.

I wonder how may bunnies he can make with 72 virgin rabbits in paradise? Paradise will be filled with pellets in no time, and could be called die and eat $#!^.

[yochanan]

duck is kosher anti semitic wrabbit not so much.

[Kenprice]

Hassenfeffer anyone?

[Donald F.]

I like my rabbit barbecued with a touch of BBQ sauce.

[Donald F.]

I like my rabbit barbecued with a touch of BBQ sauce.

[TBinSTL (just typical)]

@ Mullah Lodabullah

You win the thread!!

pick any prize from the second row...

[James]

Well, no sense in letting it go to waste. Should make a nice rabbit and pork sauce piquante...

[cakes]

Don't worry all you Assoud fans, Palestinians have a way of walking out of their coffins during public funerals. My guess is that this one will just hop out. (Praise be to Allah!)

[Norah]

Poor Bugs

[Eric]

In the news today, a foreign doctor in "Palestine" (can't quite find it on any map) said the majority of injuries and deaths this last week were of children, then women and elderly, and finally, Hamas fighters. Surprisingly, he said, only two of the wounded were fighters and the rest were civilians! (And one rebellious bunny, apparently.)

My little brain tells me that a) the Israelis have been attacked with rockets but decided to shoot at kids, then women and the elderly, and only at Hamas members if they don't appear to be falling back, b) kids, women and elderly are setting themselves up as martyrs (either by rushing tanks or soldiers or perhaps volunteering as "human shields" (I wish more of them would do it, I want this war to end for good), or c) Hamas has ran and hidden like cockroaches, cowering underground while those "brave" human shields do their dirty work.

But I absolutely will not consider the possibility that the foreign doctor was full of shat and lying. /sarc

I'm guessing he doesn't volunteer in Sderot performing emergency amputations, after all.

Please just kill every freakin' one of them. They were the first to celebrate on 9/11/01. I will never forget, much to their detriment. Hell, they better hope I don't get a bomb and plane ticket to their home sh*thole, ha-ha.

[Charon]

Wait, wasn't he killed off in an episode by some guy (I think it was a Jew), and replaced with an equally anti-Semitic bee?

[ZIP]

Charon,

You're thinking of Farfour, the Jihad Rat who was killed by an evil Jooo...

[Bill H]

I knew Jimmy Carter would eventually have his revenge. Just kinda ironic it was at the hands if the IDF.