Hamas TV: "Male Urine Less Impure Than That of a Female, Since it's in the Koran it Proves Unequivocally That Islam is the True Religion"....

You can't make this shit up.....

Dr. Ahmad Al-Muzain: The Prophet Muhammad said that there is no need to wash off the urine of the male infant. Only the urine of the female infant should be washed. In the case of the urine of the male infant, it is enough to sprinkle water lightly over it. From this, the religious scholars have concluded that the urine of the male is less impure than the urine of the female.This gives rise to many questions: Why is there a distinction between the urine of the male and the female? What is the wisdom in this? Is this, as some Orientalists claim, discrimination against the female, even in infancy? God forbid that this is true.

In order to prove the wisdom behind this, scientists from an Iraqi university have conducted a unique experiment. Of course, this experiment was supervised by a professor from the International Commission on Scientific Signs in the Quran and the Sunna.

This experiment proved that a type of bacteria known as E. coli - and you can see a picture of this bacteria behind me... We found this type of bacteria in the urine culture of both male and female infants. What was strange, however, was that the urine of the male infant contained much fewer bacteria than that of the female.

This proves unequivocally that this is the true religion, and that this knowledge was conveyed to the Prophet by Allah.

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Comments

[Pierre]

This proves to me unequivocally,that they are totaly Insane and good for the Asylum..they really are upset by theirs Piss and Shit..i think Mo was a addict Urinate Camel Heavy Drinker,he was always Drunk...

[Pierre]

i mean a heavy drinker of Camel Piss....i saw a versets somewhere in the coran...

[Battlecat]

Wtf? These people are not fit to breathe, let alone run Gaza.

[The REAL Bob]

islamic science, an oxymoron.

[Atom&Yves]

SHITslam or PISSslam? I'm confused!!

[The REAL Bob]

Another thought. The Scientific Method dictates that any scientific discovery be peer reviewed and have at least two other uninvolved scientists conduct the same experiment and reach the same conclusion, then published in what's called a "referee" journal before it can be accepted as a scientific fact.

Where is the peer review on this islamic science?

It doesn't exist. This is bullshit.

[JDAM]

To be followed by a golden shower in accordance with Islamic doctrine.

[Pierre]

Anyway i found new recipe on the net for the Allah Snack Bar Of DH we can put on the Menu.
Let us have here some really good,high class Cuisine..i mean Fine French Cuisine,Real recipe you can make at home !
I personaly appreciate the First one,look juicy !

Stuffed Pig Rectum Sausage
France
Soak a calf’s mesentary with the udder of a young beef in cold water, blanch for 30 minutes in boiling water. Dry and cut into small pieces. Saute a generous amount of chopped mushrooms and some chopped parsley and shallots. Add salt, pepper, nutmeg, and a glass of white wine.
Remove from heat, and thicken with five egg yolks. Stir in the meat and stuff the mixture into the pig rectum. Tie off both ends, poach sausage for 45 minutes in stock mixed with white wine. Allow to cool in pot.
Add a good expensive bottle of red french wine....

Uterus Sausage
France
Stuff a pig uterus with cumin, leeks, pepper, garum (fish sauce), pounded pork meat and pine nuts. Cook sausage in water and oil with some garum, dill and leeks.
Add 2 extremely expensive bottles of White French Wine...

And this marvellous menu worthy of (La tour D'argent)in Paris can be found at your favorite -Allah Snack Bar- near your area ...for more Info;call your Local Mosk...

[Pierre]

I forgot...Bon Appétit !

[Deez]

What they found is pretty much common knowledge in the medical field. When collecting urine from a woman versus a man, the female's urine gets a little contaminated passing by the vagina and labia which are naturally colonized by bacteria, whereas the man's urine is not. It's the close relation between the female urethra and vagina that leads to females being much more prone to urinary tract infections.

It speaks to the intellect of Mo (and his followers) that they consider this "revelation" to be a miracle that could only be figured out by allah himself.

[Elric66]

I nominate Pierre as the blog's head chef. :-)

[Defender of the West]

I am so fucked if Islam is the True religion.

What religion spends this much time on such things? None you say? You are correct, because Islamania is NOT a religion but a totalitarian system that leaves all others in the dust. Not even Nazism or Communism or any other -ism dealt with such matters.

Why anyone in their right mind would even consider elevating this insane belief system to the level of Christianity. Judaism or any other real religion is beyond me.

[Dadzilla]

Are they sure about this? Could you get Dr. Muzain to stop by and taste my piss to be sure? With the state of the pisslamic world being what it is today I think this subject should be at the top of the list of priorities.

[Pierre]

Thank you Elric,i will try my best than eveyone here can eat the best of French Cuisine......at affordable price..of course !

[The REAL Bob]

Pierre,

You're a hoot!

[Pierre]

Besides,i have already a recipe of Testicles of pig flambé with Cognac in his juice, I let you salivate for the moment....

[The REAL Bob]

Deez,

Quite right. Which is why girls are taught to wipe from the front to the back instead of the back to the front - to avoid vaginal and urethral complications and infections.

The proper protocol and procedure would be to collect the urine by sterile catheter directly from the bladdar from at least 30 patients of each sex, minimum, then culture that and count the colonies.

Failure to do that would have been immediately found by peer review. It would be a fatal blow to his conclusions.

Given what little we know, his study is bogus. Political drivel.

Of course, as a doctor, he should have known this. My guess is that he probably knew what he was doing and did it intentionally to please his islamic masters much the same way that doctors performed wild and excruciatingly painful experiments on Jews, Christians and other prisoners in Hitler's Germany.

[PeeedGuy]

It kills me when I see an idiotic story like this from "...an Iraqi university..." I would think those jokers would have more things to keep them occupied than baby pee, like building a new government that doesn't suck...but that's just me apparently.

[pulsar182]

Muslim male urine=Islamic holy water