Hamas Offers Online Course in Jihad 101......
Jimmy Carter teaches the course on being a, take-it-in-the-ass dhimmi toolbag......
(IsraelNN.com) The Islamist Hamas terrorist organization has initiated an online course in explosives, military weapons and tactics for would-be jihad fighters. Aimed at the population of the Palestinian Authority, the course is called "Get Ready" and is designed to prepare the population for war with Israel.
First exposed outside Palestinian Authority and jihadist circles on Monday by Israel's Channel 10 TV, the sophisticated course includes highly detailed practical and theoretical lessons, as well as sample videos of jihadist attacks.All manner of weapons are described, analyzed and their proper use explained by masked Hamas instructors.
Students also learn about such things as the manufacture and detonation of explosives, the functioning of rocket launchers, weak points on IDF tanks, and the physics of firing at a moving vehicle. Lessons cover possible scenarios such as an IDF ground incursion into Hamas-controlled Gaza or an airborne Israeli commando assault.
Each instructive section concludes with test questions. For example, a fatigues-wearing Hamas teacher asks, "A truck is moving at a rate of 15 meters per second, at a distance of 200 meters, from left to right. How will you succeed in hitting this truck?"
In its report, the Channel 10 corespondent speculated that the instruction was not only intended to teach Hamas members to more effectively fight Israel, but also to prepare them for confrontation with the rival PA terrorist movement, Fatah. Such a confrontation has already occurred periodically in recent years, but Hamas hopes that an armed clash with PA Chairman's Fatah forces in Judea and Samaria would end with the Islamists in control of the entire PA.
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* "Get Ready" and is designed to prepare the population for war with Israel.
Israel needs to stock up on marker pegs (for the dead invaders' bodies
and body parts) and loaders & excavators to bury them with. It will
keep the burial teams busy for 7 months when it happens.
Posted by: Mullah Lodabullah | October 08, 2008 at 03:55 AM
Islam continues to prove it is a death cult, not a religion in the sense westeners describe a religion...
Posted by: pulsar182 | October 08, 2008 at 05:54 AM
If the false prophet mohamed was sucking a camel schlong at 10 miles an hour and Porky Pig started screwing him in the butt at 15 miles per hour, how long would it take alah to come into a shit sandwhich and eat it after blowing a goat?
Posted by: Dark Helmet | October 08, 2008 at 07:07 AM
Expect to hear about more 'work accidents' and 'home chemistry' fatalities in the future. See? There is a bright side to this. At least during the brief flashes of unplanned detonations.
Posted by: Atom&Yves | October 08, 2008 at 10:39 AM