It's a sad day in the Islamic world when a cleric can't even issue a fatwa allowing men to breastfeed from female co-workers....
CAIRO, SEPTEMBER 21 - An Egyptian professor who sparked national debate when he issued a fatwa (religious edict) permitting women to breastfeed their male colleagues has been dismissed.
The decision was taken by the disciplinary committee at Cairòs Al-Azhar University, the world's centre of Islamic scholarship and education. The edict by Professor Ezzat Attiya was released as a means to segregate men and women in the work place. It stated that if a man and a woman worked together alone in an enclosed work place, the woman must breastfeed him to avoid any sexual relationship between the pair, since the man would become like a son to the woman.
The Islamic religion bans a person from being in private in the same room with a person of the opposite sex, unless they are married or have close relations (parents and children, brothers and sisters, and so forth). The fatwa provoked huge controversy among religious scholars, and on the internet. Al-Azhar authorities condemned the religious edict, which sparked huge controversy among religious scholars, and on the internet, saying that it portrayed a negative image of Islam. Others said it would have the "opposite effect", of promoting sexual interaction and sexual harassment in a work place instead of diminishing it.
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E-x-a-c-t-l-y....
It's just like when I'm alone in a room with Fifi, my pet Schauzer.
I'd be loathe for anyone to think I was having HOT WET STEAMY SEX with the family pet, so naturally I suckle at her wee teat.
That way, no one will think I'm a wierdo. Because I'm not a wierdo. Really.
Posted by: Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg | September 22, 2007 at 10:56 AM
Oh, well... that's just GREAT...
I really appreciate the silent treatment.
Apparently no one cares that I may, or may not, be phu@king a Scnuazer on a Saturday-night; that's really BIG of you. Sure, who wouldn't want to phu@k a Schnuazer?!? (they're so soft & silky, almost like Silky Pony).
....back to the MSM for me, I guess...
Posted by: Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg | September 23, 2007 at 12:01 AM
My (dear) wife has a damn good pair O' teats herself, and I intend to made good use of them.
See you on the flip-side (of my sheets) ((maybee)).
Posted by: Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg | September 23, 2007 at 12:08 AM
It stated that if a man and a woman worked together alone in an enclosed work place, the woman must breastfeed him to avoid any sexual relationship between the pair, since the man would become like a son to the woman.
EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! Oh, my GOOD GOD!!! I would rather die than whip out my bob for these fkrs! How dare they!!!
Utterly fucking disgusting!!! Never if my entire life have I read anything like this before regarding the work place!!! It’s another way for them to get their jollies off and trying to justify this disgraceful action!!
Fkn filthy pigs!!!
Drop 1 billion pigs (oinks) on to their desert which they call home…. UGH!!!
Pardon my frech....
Pam
New York
Posted by: God Bless America | September 24, 2007 at 12:40 PM