You Must be a Liberal if…

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I must admit, I’ve been surprised by the amount of vitriol coming from supposedly intelligent rational people when it comes to what they believe about our world and how we should live and govern.

They seethe when talking about President George W. Bush. Their hate for him is inexplicable.

Those people are known as liberals, or as some refer to themselves, “progressives.” (I call them ass pirates-ed.)

Below are traits of the above. You can believe in one or two, but if you identify with three or more you get the liberal medal around your neck or as I look at it, the albatross.

You must be a liberal...:

If you voted for the Iraq war when it was the popular thing to do, then claim you were hypnotized by Bush’s “lies” when it became unpopular.

If you say Bush is “dumb” even after he beat you in two elections you were positive you would win.

If you believe your Democrat-controlled Congress should spend it’s time investigating and impeaching the president in wartime even though there’s no evidence of any crimes.

If you hate Dubya more than you love America.

If you’re for abortion but against the death penalty.

If your idea of free speech is to shut down talk-radio.

If you don’t want profiling for terrorists even though evidence is overwhelming that most are Middle Easterners.

If you think personal attacks will ingratiate you to the voters.

If you think the war on terror has nothing to do with the war in Iraq.

If you think it’s our fault terrorists attacked us.

If you think everything will be “hunky dory” if we just talk to the terrorists.

If you think the war on terror is just a bumper sticker.

If you like higher taxes, when all evidence shows that lower taxes benefits everyone.

If you think all American corporations are evil.

If you think government can end poverty.

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